英語(yǔ)笑話短文小故事帶翻譯
對(duì)于大部分人來(lái)說(shuō),笑話只是逗人一樂(lè),過(guò)后便不再思量。但美國(guó)科學(xué)家卻煞有介事地總結(jié)出了一個(gè)完美笑話的數(shù)學(xué)公式:x=(fl+no)/p。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯篇一
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?
湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著："學(xué)校----慢行。"
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯篇二
Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
湯姆對(duì)著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個(gè)苯蛋了!"
吉姆說(shuō):"你媽媽能!"
附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個(gè)笑話正是根據(jù)這點(diǎn).
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯篇三
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God
says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話.他問(wèn):"主啊, 一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問(wèn):"那一百萬(wàn)年呢?"上帝說(shuō):"一秒鐘."最后男子請(qǐng)求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過(guò)一秒鐘."
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯篇四
Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.” 一盒小火柴
媽媽讓湯米去馬路對(duì)面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來(lái)后，媽媽問(wèn)他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎?”
“是的，媽媽。”湯米回答，“我把它們都試過(guò)了。”
英語(yǔ)笑話小故事帶翻譯篇五
Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
開(kāi)車
父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。
蘇西：沒(méi)事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。
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