爆笑短篇英語(yǔ)笑話大全超級(jí)搞笑的
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。本文是爆笑短篇英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
爆笑短篇英語(yǔ)笑話：酒吧里的猴子The Monkey
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
一男子去酒吧，點(diǎn)了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。當(dāng)他環(huán)視酒吧時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一只猴子蕩下來(lái)，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
該男子問(wèn)酒吧招待，這只猴子是誰(shuí)的。服務(wù)員回答說(shuō)是鋼琴手的。男子走到鋼琴手面前問(wèn)：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”鋼琴手回答說(shuō)：“沒(méi)有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會(huì)為你演奏的。”
爆笑短篇英語(yǔ)笑話：電話號(hào)碼是什么
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is
like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."
Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"
在電話中交談
每個(gè)星期天牧師都會(huì)把孩子們叫到教堂前面，然后給他們講一個(gè)故事。一天，他為了更好地闡述祈禱的含義，帶來(lái)了一臺(tái)電話機(jī)。
“你們和別人在電話里交談，并沒(méi)有看到電話線另一端的人，對(duì)嗎?”他開(kāi)始問(wèn)道。孩子們點(diǎn)頭稱是。“好的，和上帝交談就象通過(guò)電話交談一樣。他就在另一端，雖然你看不見(jiàn)他，但是他正在聆聽(tīng)你的心聲。”
就在這時(shí)，一個(gè)小男孩尖著嗓子問(wèn)道：“那他的電話號(hào)碼是什么?”
爆笑短篇英語(yǔ)笑話：死后重生Life After Death
Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
中文翻譯：
“你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問(wèn)他的一個(gè)員工。
“是的，先生。”這個(gè)新員工回答說(shuō)。
“哦，那么，這樣說(shuō)來(lái)一切就很正常了，” 老板繼續(xù)說(shuō)，“在你今早離開(kāi)，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來(lái)看你了。”
爆笑短篇英語(yǔ)笑話：兩只蟑螂
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
兩只蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一只談起了它在一家新開(kāi)張的餐館里的經(jīng)歷。
“那時(shí)我在街對(duì)面的那家新餐館里，”它說(shuō)。“那里太干凈了!廚房沒(méi)有一點(diǎn)污漬，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒(méi)有垃圾。那里是如此干凈，整個(gè)地方都在發(fā)光。”
“請(qǐng)不要在我吃東西的時(shí)候說(shuō)這個(gè)好嗎?”另一只蟑螂不悅地說(shuō)。
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