中學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事閱讀
中學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事閱讀
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中學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事：奶奶再次舉行婚禮
"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.
“這么說(shuō)，你又要請(qǐng)一天假，”老師怒氣沖沖地對(duì)他的學(xué)生湯姆說(shuō)
“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”
“我倒想知道你這次找什么借口。你已經(jīng)請(qǐng)了四次假說(shuō)去參加你爺爺?shù)脑岫Y。”
Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”
湯姆回答說(shuō):“今天是我奶奶再次舉行婚禮。”
中學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事：凍得硬邦邦的豬肉
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
馬修：先生，那里的天氣很冷。
Teacher: Wrong.
老師：錯(cuò)了。
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運(yùn)來(lái)的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。
中學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事：猴子和跳蚤
What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤有什么不同呢?
A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。
中學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事：鳥(niǎo)窩與頭發(fā)
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個(gè)學(xué)生告訴她說(shuō)一只鳥(niǎo)兒在教室外 的樹(shù)上壘了個(gè)窩。
“是什么鳥(niǎo)呢?”我姐姐問(wèn)她。
“我沒(méi)看到鳥(niǎo)兒，老師，只看到鳥(niǎo)窩。”那孩子回答說(shuō)。
“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個(gè)鳥(niǎo)巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵(lì)她道。
“哦，老師，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣。”
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