10句雷人的爆笑雙語
01. 還能沖動(dòng),表示你還對生活有激情,總是沖動(dòng),表示你還不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
02. 我問一個(gè)在深圳工作了二十年的朋友:“如果你死后,你的墓志銘打算寫點(diǎn)啥?”他說:“我解決了住房問題!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
03. 懷才就像懷孕,時(shí)間長了才能看出來。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 人生的最大遺憾莫過于錯(cuò)誤地堅(jiān)持了不該堅(jiān)持的,輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
05. 大師兄,你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)
06. 媽媽說人最好不要錯(cuò)過兩樣?xùn)|西,最后一班回家的車和一個(gè)深愛你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙,邊燒邊嘟囔著:收到了全都買基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
08. 好的愛情是你透過一個(gè)男人看到世界,壞的愛情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
09. 諸葛亮出山前,也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的陰影,別怕,那是因?yàn)槟愕谋澈笥嘘柟?hellip;…
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.